For the past week or so I’ve noticed a growing trend at work. It seems as though our cleaning staff is a little over-zealous when it comes to restocking toilet paper. I mean, don’t get me wrong, nobody wants to run out of tp. That’s why there are extra rolls placed on the back of the toilet.

But the phenomena that I’ve witnessed is this: every day, regardless of where the current roll is at (3/4, 1/3, 2/7), the cleaning staff will replace it with a new one, putting the remainder roll on the back of the toilet with two other new rolls. That’s fine and dandy and thoughtful, you say. The problem: the smaller rolls don’t get used! Fact: today there were three small rolls on the back of the toilet, in addition to the two full rolls. This picture doesn’t do it justice. Sorry. You get the idea.


Settle down, cleaning lady! There are only 3 females in the building at night and 3 stalls. There’s no way we’re going through all that toilet paper. You don’t have to change out the rolls. I think we know how to do it ourselves if it gets to that point.

If this keeps on going, I might just start stealing the remnant rolls. Nobody will miss them and it will lessen my household bills. Just a thought.

Yep, over 200 words about toilet paper. You just never know what you’re going to get.

No matter where you are right now, remember God’s right there. He’s asking all of us to take care of his paper angels everywhere.

–Jimmy Wayne


One thought on “Rolls

  1. Austin Brunner says:

    A blog post on TP. I have no words. Congrats.

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